(Source: vulgarswami, via unclefather)

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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(Source: lalna, via among-skinwalkers)

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unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03, via d0rsia)

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I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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(Source: weeaboo-palace, via a-isforarthur)

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headassbitch:

#MyAnacondaWasUp

headassbitch:

#MyAnacondaWasUp

(Source: woodmeat, via unclefather)

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batbcomic:


designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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boypansies:

i have some weird kinks but at least i dont wanna fuck some animated ponies

(via toodopetoexist)

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lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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(Source: nodaybutlatte, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

97,272 notes

"were not your fans anymore were your second family"

(via cripplebandgeek)

61,945 notes

History

(Source: ladyhistory, via cripplebandgeek)

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pleatedjeans:

via

pleatedjeans:

via

(via cripplebandgeek)

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